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This ~ thing is an evil invention created by Doctor Stinkayfeetz. Doctor Stinkayfeetz used this "tilde" in a plot to destroy the world around 2056 A.D. Today it is know as the most useless key on the keyboard.

Operation Tilde
Doctor Stinkayfeetz created an insidious plot to take over the world. Invented the tilde so that everyone would want to try out the new key, not knowing that everyone who used it turned into a zombie. Unfortunately for Doctor Stinkayfeets, he released it at the time that the floofasnorg key came out, so it was unused and his scheme was an EPIC FAIL. He is knoe doing new stufs that will wip out al starfishanity usin meat, band-aids, pants, and pickle pie.