Vladimir Putin

Vladimir is Russia. He is ruler. Him and Borat party on intergalatic space cheese wedge. Ever heard of the sun? That is him.

Fax about Putin
 * He is the tamer of all wild beast. The spirit of the animals breaks as he grows near.
 * He invented Russia. He also invented all other countries as muppet states for his own amusement.
 * He was made not in the same way as Venus, contrary to poplar belief. It is poplar belief, not popular belief, contrary to popular belief.
 * It was created during the Crunch era. This era included of the creation of many symbol such as Cap'n Crunch, Putin, Ceiling Cat and Fred Flintstone.